Wednesday, January 05, 2005

A Whole Other Video Game


Let it be established that I will never, for the life of me, understand Customer Service emails. I hate explaining marketing promotions and billing issues and I hate listening to them.

Give me Technical issues ANY DAY. I will work tirelessly on your computer until I could get you connected, surfing smoothly on the waves of cyberspace. You will download software updates like a pro, and you will send and receive emails like a Very Important Person. You will block pop-up windows like the Great Wall Of China and you're going to kill spyware like a trained ninja elf. Viruses, trojans, and hackers will have a very difficult time getting through the impenetrable fortress that is your computer. You will rule the world!

But Customer Service... that's a whole other video game.




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AFTERTHOUGHT: I should start considering other work options.