While waiting for the Big Cosmos Push, a meme sounded like a nice thing to do to while away the idle cosmic dust settling in my life. For this to work, one has to Google "[your name] needs" (with the quotation marks) and post the top ten things you like that come up.
- Podi needs to be involved in writing all RFP's out of CMHS. (Because he used to be a member of the CIA who is now working for SD-6.)
- Podi needs butt-plugs up his ass. (Doesn't everyone?)
- Podi needs a new partner, and he seems to be romantically interested in her, too. (Her? What parallel life of mine are we talking about here?)
- Podi needs treatment at a hospital that specializes in training the handicapped. (It's the second most wonderful place on Earth, I've been told.)
- Podi needs Lizzie to impersonate Isabella at a big music awards show. (Meanwhile, his evil twin is plotting the downfall of his multi-million dollar empire.)
- Podi needs to stick some size 9s up his sons' butt cracks. (Serves him right too.)
- Podi needs a makeover himself. (Because the 'tortured artist' act is getting mighty stale.)
- Podi needs meds twice a day and he's supposed to wear an eye patch at night to protect his cornea. (Casting curses and throwing hexes is taking a toll on me. It's not as fun as it was.)
- Podi needs to work toward making commitments to fewer projects so he completes more of the ones he begins. (He also needs to start CHARGING with what little work he's getting.)
- Podi needs some little icon like the smiley face, to know when someone is being sarcastic. (Like thus: >.> Hehehe...)
Sigh... Days of not doing anything but waiting, and I have nothing more to do than a stupid meme. Oh well. Maybe this is the calm before the storm. Better milk it for all it's worth. :-)
