Anyway, I logged in and read the new message -- an ordinary yet still pleasant, getting-to-know-you email -- and replied with an equally ordinary yet still pleasant i'm-fine-thanks-for-asking-how-about-you response. Before logging off though, I figured it wouldn't hurt if I try updating my profile. So I headed over to view my profile page, and I saw, within that little panel to the right side of the page, the be-all and end-all reasons why I am still single:
sad thing is, it's all true
I mean, who doesn't believe in the Internet these days?! Besides, who can beat an FAQ like theirs? Or an FAAAQ page, for that matter.
Sigh. I love teh Internet. Now, to anyone who says being kinky is a bad thing, die. :-)
