My Geek-Assimilation Is Now Absolute

I can now read books with pride, and proclaim to the world that yes, I love Neverwinter Nights with every fiber of my being. I can now affirm my profound affinity with my computer, and the inexplicable, burning need to be online all the time, even when I am asleep, even when I am not at home. I am now free to shout that yes, I am an otaku and I embrace animé and all of its permutations -- shoujo, shounen, mecha, sentai, etcetera -- without fear of being labeled or cast out. All these things, I am now free to be, with my newly-bespectacled self...


... the world is at peace.